The Canterville Ghost by Oscar Wilde

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By Ava Marino Posted on Jan 2, 2026
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Wilde, Oscar, 1854-1900 Wilde, Oscar, 1854-1900
English
Ever wonder what happens when an ancient, proud ghost meets a practical American family that doesn't believe in him? Oscar Wilde's 'The Canterville Ghost' is a hilarious and surprisingly touching short story about Sir Simon, a 300-year-old specter who has terrified every occupant of Canterville Chase for centuries. His reign of terror hits a wall when the Otis family moves in from the United States. They aren't scared of his clanking chains or bloodstains; they clean them with stain remover. This witty tale is a brilliant mix of ghost story and culture clash comedy, asking the question: who's really haunting whom?
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duty to mention the fact to Mr. Otis when they came to discuss terms. "We have not cared to live in the place ourselves," said Lord Canterville, "since my grandaunt, the Dowager Duchess of Bolton, was frightened into a fit, from which she never really recovered, by two skeleton hands being placed on her shoulders as she was dressing for dinner, and I feel bound to tell you, Mr. Otis, that the ghost has been seen by several living members of my family, as well as by the rector of the parish, the Rev. Augustus Dampier, who is a Fellow of King's College, Cambridge. After the unfortunate accident to the Duchess, none of our younger servants would stay with us, and Lady Canterville often got very little sleep at night, in consequence of the mysterious noises that came from the corridor and the library." "My Lord," answered the Minister, "I will take the furniture and the ghost at a valuation. I have come from a modern country, where we have everything that money can buy; and with all our spry young fellows painting the Old World red, and carrying off your best actors and prima-donnas, I reckon that if there were such a thing as a ghost in Europe, we'd have it at home in a very short time in one of our public museums, or on the road as a show." "I fear that the ghost exists," said Lord Canterville, smiling, "though it may have resisted the overtures of your enterprising impresarios. It has been well known for three centuries, since 1584 in fact, and always makes its appearance before the death of any member of our family." "Well, so does the family doctor for that matter, Lord Canterville. But there is no such thing, sir, as a ghost, and I guess the laws of Nature are not going to be suspended for the British aristocracy." "You are certainly very natural in America," answered Lord Canterville, who did not quite understand Mr. Otis's last observation, "and if you don't mind a ghost in the house, it is all right. Only you must remember I warned you." [Illustration: MISS VIRGINIA E. OTIS] A few weeks after this, the purchase was concluded, and at the close of the season the Minister and his family went down to Canterville Chase. Mrs. Otis, who, as Miss Lucretia R. Tappan, of West 53d Street, had been a celebrated New York belle, was now a very handsome, middle-aged woman, with fine eyes, and a superb profile. Many American ladies on leaving their native land adopt an appearance of chronic ill-health, under the impression that it is a form of European refinement, but Mrs. Otis had never fallen into this error. She had a magnificent constitution, and a really wonderful amount of animal spirits. Indeed, in many respects, she was quite English, and was an excellent example of the fact that we have really everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, language. Her eldest son, christened Washington by his parents in a moment of patriotism, which he never ceased to regret, was a fair-haired, rather good-looking young man, who had qualified himself for American diplomacy by leading the German at the Newport Casino for three successive seasons, and even in London was well known as an excellent dancer. Gardenias and the peerage were his only weaknesses. Otherwise he was extremely sensible. Miss Virginia E. Otis was a little girl of fifteen, lithe and lovely as a fawn, and with a fine freedom in her large blue eyes. She was a wonderful Amazon, and had...

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The Story

Sir Simon de Canterville has been haunting his ancestral home for three centuries, and he's very good at it. His creepy routines scare off every British family that dares to live there. Then, the Otises arrive. This modern American family isn't impressed. When Sir Simon leaves his famous, unremovable bloodstain on the floor, Mrs. Otis cleans it with Pinkerton's Champion Stain Remover. When he rattles his chains, the teenage twins set up booby traps with butter slides and buckets of water. The ghost is baffled, humiliated, and utterly defeated by their cheerful lack of fear.

The only one who shows him any kindness is the young daughter, Virginia. Through her compassion, the story takes a turn from pure comedy to something deeper, revealing the ghost's tragic past and his desperate wish for peace.

Why You Should Read It

This story is a masterclass in Wilde's wit. The dialogue crackles, and the culture clash between old-world melodrama and new-world pragmatism is laugh-out-loud funny. But it's not just a joke. Underneath the humor, Wilde explores ideas about tradition versus progress, the nature of fear, and the power of empathy. Sir Simon starts as a cartoon villain but becomes a deeply sad figure. You end up rooting for the ghost, which is a magic trick only a writer like Wilde could pull off.

Final Verdict

Perfect for anyone who wants a smart, funny read in one sitting. If you love clever dialogue, ghost stories with a twist, or tales that mix satire with genuine heart, this is your book. It's a fantastic introduction to Oscar Wilde's style—sharp, stylish, and secretly very kind. A true classic that hasn't aged a day.



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